Tuesday, October 5, 2010

I Got Hit By A Bus Today.

I'm still alive, in case you're worried.
...
Probably not worried.

Today was just one of those day were I should've stayed in bed. I even told my mother that I before I went to school, & she agreed.
I woke up late, so I had no time to even try to look nice and/or presentable, I couldn't find a decent shirt, I ended up wearing a sports thing-top that was very low cut. That's not indecent at all. Pfttt. It's pouring outside. I arrive at school, right behind my bus, & the second I get out of the car it starts to leave. So naturally I try to run after it, I slapped the side of the bus & yelled while my mother honked the horn. Then as it turns in the bus circle the end of the bus is about to hit me, it bumped me a little, so without thinkin' really, I run as fast as I could, trip, & landed in the mud. ...In front of people, who by the way did not hesitate to laugh & shout it to the world. I was like flippin' Superman... So by then the bus is almost out of sight when I start to curse & use Italian hand gestures that are the equivalent to flipping someone off, aimed towards the bus, & run inside the school so they can call the bus back.

The moral of this story is that If a bus is leaving, then @#$%ing let go.

Mom tried to convince me to just go back home, but damn my pride, it wouldn't let me.
I just want people to be proud of me, & I feel as if I don't get everyday of my video production class in or I don't do everything I possible can about it, I feel as if I'm letting people down. Including myself too I guess.
So the bus-lady-driver comes back with the most pissed off face she can give me & says, "The new departure time is... yadda yadda yadda." I just say, "Well, that would've been useful info ten minutes ago." & I go sit down. Seriously, no one could've sent a memo? Told us a day before?
A flippin' post-it-note? SOMETHING?!!? & how did she not see me?! I hit the bus with my flippen' body!
asdafhgrefgfdhfgjigriougrigrjiufhufdiouso9diffff!!! Random smacking on the keyboard etc.... pffffffffffffffffft...

So I Finnally arrive at the class, but I freakin' forgot about that we had a sub today, so almost everything was locked out, & barely got anything done, & I still have a bunch of stuff to do, & I had nothing but $20 bills in my wallet so unless I wanted 80 quarters I didn't have lunch, & I was still wet, cold, & muddy, & my lower back was hurting so much the past few days that I literally could not stand it so stabbed my hand with the end of a pen (the flat side mind you) & I already got all my work done in my other classes so I had nothing to do or think about in class, so I couldn't distract myself from my back pain, so eventually I couldn't take it anymore & I left.

It's all quite comical, really. I just can't enjoy it right now. Maybe later, when you know, something to tell a friend later or something. I dunno. It's 11 at night. I'm going to bed even though there's a show on that I want to watch  'cause I don't want to fall in mud again.

I can't freakin' wait for winter. Pffftttt......... At least if I fall down & hurt myself there's ice everywhere. The glass is half full.

1 comment:

  1. Omg sounds like a crappy day! Hope your back pain goes away :)

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